thorki:

I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”





knightscrest:

damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.





aliens-ate-my-mum:

Showing my favourite movie to my friends
image





oknope:

you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.





runningoncoals:

I am literally both of them at the same time





“i just need to get my shit together”

me in 2009/2012/this time last year/a minute ago/next year probably (via betaqueer)

















zillatamer:

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

a pop up book









cuntspice:

party planner: how do you want to make your entrance?

me: image





lovelygraceffa:

Joey is obviously very calm and collected while in-car vlogging {x}





exhists:

im not even a 2nd choice anymore, im like a 193847271th choice 





American Horror Story: Coven (2013)